Así es la vida...

i guess u would still insist i'm attractive even if i fart in front of u



......





well, congratulations!



u just got a tough competitor for champ of insanity...



i was proposed by some dude from Egypt 



whom i assume to be a big fan of Stevie Wonder



cause he called to say he loves me...... (sorry, ill-timed joke)





anyway, can this be any more ridiculous or what?













i should really stop spreading my phone number like this......